How ya like my hat? White graduation hat

A friend brought this to me and said, “Bet you won’t wear it.”

I put it on my head and said, “How ya like my hat?”

He said, “You look stupid.”

“What else is knew?”

“What kind of story will you write about it?”

I said, “Nothing. I’ll put it on my head, take a picture of it, post it, then ask, How ya like my hat?”

“You have to write a story.”

“No I don’t, watch.”