How ya like my hat?

I was at this dude ranch trying to look cool and lose some weight. Realizing I couldn’t do either, I decided to shop.

Waisting time in the foyer of the business, I saw a number of hats for sale. The male clerk told me how nice this one looked on me, of course he was trying to make a sale. I figured he didn’t know what he was talking about and I thought I might look a little pretentious. However, while in front of a mirror appraising myself standing under the hat a very attractive lady strolled by saying, “nice hat, you look good.” Needless to say, I bought the hat.

Just messin, bought it for $4 at a local thrift store.