Poem: Mom

Poem: Mom

By Jim McDonald

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From left to right; my youngest son Billy, my oldest son Jamie and my mom (Grace).

 

never called her mommy

never called her mother

never called her Grace

just mom

 

she cleaned my hurts

with iodine and tissue

dressed with band aides

covered with love

 

loved me with smiles

loved me with hugs

loved me with food

loved me with spankings

 

my best chauffeur

my best teacher

my best friend

my best person

 

never yelled at her

never stole from her

never hurt her

so I thought

 

I never understood

till I was dad

all the work

she loved me with

 

Your three words, my little story: Kristian’s words

Your three words, my little story:

 

Kristian’s words: whale, land & fight

 

Kristian loved boating, but was not necessarily fond of fishing. She thought it was too messy and she didn’t want to FIGHT for her dinner. So she normally wouldn’t go, unless it was all fun and no work. She thought the act of fishing was work and might not be safe for her kids.

 

Oscar asked her, “Come on Kris, you and the twins will be safe and have a great time. They’ll be safe, I promise.”

 

“What’s for dinner tonight.?”

 

“Hopefully Tuna.” However, all she wanted to do was sunbath, while her friend trolled for the big one. She didn’t bring the little ones on this trip, that way she could relax knowing they wouldn’t fall overboard.

 

With his rod in the water and a Tuna Witch on the hook, the fun was set to begin. It was hours before they saw anything on the fish finder and Kris was tired of the water and ready for some LAND.

 

Finally the captain yelled, “Fish on!” Oscar jumped up, grabbed his rod and pulled it back to him as hard as he could. When he went forward with it, the blue fin tuna jumped out of the water, as quickly as that happened a marlin jumped up and swallowed it whole.

 

Joe and the captain were amazed, but what happened next stunned them both. Before the marlin hit the water a shark was quick on its tail and swallowed it whole.

 

The captain’s jaw dropped, when Kris jumped up started pointing further out in the water and screamed, “What’s that coming this way?”

 

“Oh crap! It’s a killer WHALE!”

Your three words, my little story: Doctor G’s words

Your three words, my little story

Doctor G’s words: clinic, parking & weather

 

It looked like rain when Doctor G was PARKING her car. Her and the rest of her office park in the back alley, all the shops do.

 

The only other parking is in front, most small towns like Sloan have diagonal parking. The bigger the shop, the more parking you have. A large business like the Five & Dime down the street will have more sidewalk footage. The CLINIC, the barber shop and the book store across the street have small footage, the dinner is a little bigger.

 

When doc was getting out of her car, she saw Betty heading back in the dinner. It’s been a couple of days since they found the body, but for a small town she thought there would be more answers. She didn’t have to be in the office for a half an hour, so why not visit Betty and get some coffee.

 

She liked sitting around the corner at the counter, so she could watch the comings and goings easier. “Hi Betty.”

 

“Hi Doc. How’s your love life?”

 

“Bad, just like the WEATHER looks. Hey, tell me about the stranger.”
“He sat in the corner.” She said, while pointing to a booth next a window. “He ordered the morning special, although he hardly touched it and read the Wilson Gazette. He didn’t say much, but he sure talked on the phone a lot.”

 

“Wonder who he was talking to?”
“Who knows. He must have made four phone calls, but something was a little strange.”

 

“What’s so strange about that?”

 

“That’s not the odd part. Three of the phone calls were on the pay phone, but the one on his cell phone got heated.”

Random thoughts: protecting our water ways (true story)

Random thoughts: protecting our water ways (true story)

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Charles County Sheriff’s Department

I apologize up front for the poor quality of this photo. I have a thirteen mega pixel camera on my phone, which normally takes very good pictures. I believe the bright sky and sun reflecting off the water was the problem.
When I noticed this boat coming through the marina I knew I had to write about it. I didn’t know what, but I knew I was going too.
As I was taking the first couple of pictures the driver stopped and put it in reverse, so we could talk. I told them I was going to blog about this. The cop on the left asked me, “What is the name of your blog?”
I told him, “From my Head to Yours.” He then pulled his phone out and I thought, this is too cool. He’s looking up my brand new blog right here, on the spot. “Type in jfmcdonaldjr.com and that should take you right to it.” I started taking more pictures, to make sure I got at least one good one. Lot of good that did.
We Americans will walk up to complete stranger and thank them for their service, if they are dressed in some kind of military uniform. I go out of my way to do that, all the time. And I tell them as I’m shaking their hands, “Thank you for protecting me, my freedom and my way of life.” Then I leave them to their life, but I make sure they know, I appreciate them, personally.
For the past two years, I have done the same with police officers. I tell them, “Thank you for protecting me, right here where I live at and please be careful out there.” There is no way I could do there job or would I want to try.
It embarrasses me as an American, living in the best country in the world, for the way our men and women in blue are treated. I want them to know I got their back. They deserve every bit of respect we can muster. When I saw these three men in green, on this very powerful machine I rushed to get this picture and to thank them for their service.
When, I use to drink and drug, I tried not cross their paths. However, I often did and sometimes I would get arrested. I never once held any ill will toward them, because I was always the one in the wrong.
As I was walking away, I realized that I was wearing my trusty ole Skin hat. I then turned back to them, raised my hands in the air and yelled, “Hail to the Redskins!” Then left.

 

Your three words, my little story 8-20-16

Butches words: sunshine, submarine & smartass

 

Butch and a few of his cousin’s were hanging out on the deck telling stories and enjoying the SUNSHINE, when out of no where it started to rain. Not just a little, but it was pouring. Within seconds everything that wasn’t in the cooler was soaking wet.

 

Butch said, “We can take our clothes off and get our weekly showers in.”

 

Carolyn said, “You SMARTASS, lets just go inside and dry ourselves off.”

 

The only one that had any sense was Jim, because he said, “let’s order a pizza.”

 

Butch said, “What will y’all eat? One is enough for me.”

 

About that time little Johnny ran outside with a boat, SUBMARINE and a match box car. “Uncle Butch, how about you, uncle Jimmy and aunt Carolyn split one, then me and Sally can split one.”

 

“Who’s kid is that?”

 

“I thought he was yours.”

 

“Not mine! I know where my kids are at tonight. Do you know where your kids are?”

 

“I might not know where they are, but they’re smart enough not to stand out in the rain for five minutes discussing pizza.”

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Three post, three birds