Your three words, my little story

Lottie’s words: Best, trade and ever

Lottie was laying out in the scorching heat at one of her local beaches, when she saw something that baffled her. It was a strange object in the water that was bobbing up and down with regularity. As the tide brought it toward the sand to her left, she decided to get up and walk down the beach. To her surprise it was a bottle,when she waded out to get it she noticed it had a cork in it. She was so elated that she yelled back to her friend, that was still laying on a towel next to hers, she yelled, “It’s a message in a bottle.”
Her friend yelled, “what does it say?”
By this time Lottie was running back to her spot with the bottle trying to take the cork out. When she sat down she thought the best way to remove the cork was to cut it even to the top of the bottle and push it in. The message read, “I like your hat.” This scared her and her friend, because this meant someone was watching them. At the bottom of the note was a phone number. When she was dialing it she was thinking it seemed familar, then the name popped up it was her long time friend Jim.
He answered saying, “hope I didn’t scare you, but I really like your hat.”
“Where are you?”
“In the boat about a hundred feet in front of you.”
“Don’t you ever do that again. You scared the hech out of me.”
Jim apologised and said, “he has a hat that would look real good with your bathing suit.”
She said, “come in and maybe we can make a trade.”
They made the trade and as he walked away he thought, “best trade ever.”

by Jim McDonald

Your three words, my little story

Jamie’s words: Sushi, button and headstrong

 

    Jamie and his daughter were heading into a three story building in downtown Wilson yesterday, when they saw something that gave them both a little pleasure. It was the revolving and it didn’t but a second till she ran into it. Seems like she went around a dozen times, while Jamie looked on smiling. He thought, she’s got to get tired sooner or later.

     Little Susie was such an average two year old, she had the greatest smile, that I’m sure she got from her pop pop. Of course she was full of energy, just like most two year olds.

    Finally out of the door through the foyer and in the elevator Susie asked, “can I push it daddy?”

    “Of course you can.”

    “Which BUTTON daddy?”

    Pointing he said, “this one honey.”

    She tried and tried to push it, but she was just too short. Only an inch more and she could reach it. “Here let me Susie.”

    “No I can do it.” She started jumping around and just happened to step on daddy’s foot, as she was standing on his feet she realised that was the inch she needed. So she pushed it and turned to daddy with the biggest grin. Jamie thought she never would have been able to do it, if she wasn’t so HEADSTRONG.

    Leaving town, they picked up momma and went to their favorite fishing hole. Susie and momma weren’t much on fishing, but this was one of Jamie’s favorite things to do.  Fishing with his family made the experience even better.

     The girls didn’t fish, but Jamie did and he started pulling them in left and right. Literally didn’t matter which side he cast to, he pulled in a fish. Momma said, “you want to take them home or start a fire here and a cook a couple here or do you want to eat one raw, so you can have your daily SUSHI fix?”

Your three words, my little story

Cherie’s words: Rabbit, train and lego

    It was huge, must have been a foot and a half tall, a foot wide and four feet long. You could tell the kid has been collecting for years, the normal colours, but some of the LEGO sizes were different. Eventhough Cherie didn’t know what it was, there was a certain mystique to the form. She asked the nine year old Joey, “what is it?”

    He said, “it’s a spaceship and it goes deep into space, where no man had gone before.”

    It was almost time for Joey’s dad to get home from work, meaning his two evening chores were to be finish in the next half hour. The chores were feeding the animals and watering the plants. Inside of the rambler were four plants, a dog and a cat. Outside were a lot of plants, but only two rows that needed watering and they were along the front fence line. His favorite evening chore was feeding his RABBIT. He called her Frisky, because of her whiskers. After he played with Frisky for awhile he knew his dad was soon to be off the TRAIN and almost home.

    This was Joey’s favorite time of the day, daddy’s home. Every day Monday through Friday they met in the front yard. Joey would throw his dad the big glove, then jump into his arms and yell, “I love you daddy.”

    “Love you too son, now lets play some catch.”

Past, present and plans

Past:

I loved my dad, but sometimes his total lack of in involvement in my life hurt to the point of tears. He would rather drink than spend time with his kids. Once, while my brother George and I were in the Cub Scouts, we had what could have been a really nice competition. We were to build little Box Cars and roll them down the prefabbed wooden hill and onward to the finish line. However, ours didn’t roll very good, so they got stuck at the bottom of the two foot tall five long hill. Our cars never made it yo the finish line. I was so embarrassed that I cried in front of everyone. Later I found out, that dad could saved us from that embarrassment by helping us with the project.

 

Present:

Today is going to be a layed back easy day. Continuing to revise my blog, gives me three pages now. No doctor appointments, just writing and some TV, while trying to stay cool waiting for tonight’s meeting.

 

Plans:

     I actually started this blog (From my Head to Yours) a year ago in April of 2015, but dropped interest after a week. Now I have renewed interest and I hope to make a good go of it.

How ya like my hat?

 

Hiw ya like my hat?j

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It’s a nice looking hat, just too small for my big head. When me and my second wife were together and getting along I bought this for her. We got it at a sporting good store for big bucks, since I thought very highly of her money was no object.

Well when she would wear it most guys would give her the wolf calls or at least flirt with her. She loved this hat for that very reason, she knew she was a hottie and played it up. A very good looking woman with straight dark hair long enough to cover her double dee’s if needed. She also had nice long legs to go with her full blooded Cherokee complexion. Any man would love to be with her and she knew it. After years of her flirting well beyond the scope that any wife should be doing, we got divorced.

It was a fairly amicable divorce untill we got to my baseball cards. She knew I had several rookie cards that would bring a pretty penny if one needed some extra cash. After weeks of arguing, I gave her some of my cards, but she had to give up her daisy dukes, cowboy boots and this hat. I lost that battle no matter how you looked at it.

Just messin: bought it at a local thrift store for two dollars.